Some instruction for those of you new to the newsletter:
Fairies tell time in “SOONTIME”. Everything will be soon, sooner, soonest, sooner rather than later, pretty soon, soon enough, kind of soon, real soon, as soon as possible, and as soon as necessary. The days of the week are Soonday, Moonday, Toosoonday, Wooday (this is the day most Fairies become engaged,) Fromday, Humday (Fairies love to sing) and Someday. This will aid you in figuring out when things happen in Fairyland.
Well, here it is! Merry Christmas!!